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Clever girl

16 December 20235 January 2025 joannemerriam

We decorated gingerbread houses today! Or, rather, I decorated gingerbread houses (plural because I finished up one for a work competition as well as decorating

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LapinCo, Inc trouble ticket response

30 March 20225 January 2025 joannemerriam

I am ded. Hahahahaha. Last night I asked Alan to set up a lamp for me, and he told me to email him, so I

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Screenshot of George Takei post with the same title as the title of this post.
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Pig in Australia Steals 18 Beers from Campers, Gets Drunk, Fights Cow

9 November 20175 January 2025 joannemerriam

Three years ago I posted the screencap above and commented, “I just read this headline to Alan and now he’s doing an imitation of a

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I like how this is both filthy and adorable.

21 December 201022 May 2015 joannemerriam
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instant what? mashed potatoes.

29 November 201022 May 2015 joannemerriam

The villanelle is the most restrictive of all sandwich forms. (Also, creating something bestows no privilege of insight.)

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porn cunnilingus panties kittens: no, “diffibulate”

23 November 201022 May 2015 joannemerriam

Every now and again I get a fit of responsibility about this blog and think I should keep track of things like whether anybody reads

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Improving on Nature

29 September 201022 May 2015 joannemerriam

Just for fun, I made a little movie of my poem “Improving on Nature” which appeared on Strange Horizons a few weeks ago.

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Very dreadful expressions are also by draymen and others in addressing their horses. What can possibly induce a human being to say “Gee woot!” “‘Mather way!” or “Woa!” not to mention the atrocious “Kim aup!” of the ignorant and degraded costermonger.

17 September 201022 May 2015 joannemerriam

I’m reading Percival Leigh’s The Comic English Grammar: a new and facetious introduction to the English tongue, which is part of the Emory University Library‘s

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Updated list of nicknames for CGR

12 September 201024 December 2022 joannemerriam

AKA: Big Blessing Big Cat Big Face Big Guy Big Kitty Living Big Kitty Nights Big Pants Big Poppa Biggun’ Catbearpig Catbutt C.G.R. Chairman Meow

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I question the efficacy of this statistical analysis tool.

14 July 201022 May 2015 joannemerriam

(via) Pasting in the first half of “Sundowning” got me Margaret Atwood. “Swan Song” gets Chuck Palahniuk. This Wallace Stevens homage gets J.K. Rowling. Hmm.

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Aether and Ego Aether and Ego, a steampunk retelling of Pride and Prejudice

How to Live on Other Planets: A Handbook for Aspiring Aliens How to Live on Other Planets: A Handbook for Aspiring Aliens

The Museum of All Things Awesome and that Go Boom The Museum of All Things Awesome and that Go Boom

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