Every now and again I get a fit of responsibility about this blog and think I should keep track of things like whether anybody reads it, so at one point I installed Google Analytics. Because Google doesn’t know enough about me already, apparently. My favourite thing to do with Google Analytics is see what weird phrases people are searching on to stumble accidentally onto this blog. Current best-as-in-weirdest search terms that more-or-less-accidentally brought people here: “diffibulate”; “elmorelabrava”; “you call this a cantata”; “i know everything. this is just#”; “opportunistic view of experience”; “already had a bath?”; “put your protein helmets on” and of course “naked joanne.”
